Night Crumbs

March 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Captain Marvel brought in another $69.3 million over the weekend, making it the #1 movie in North America for the second weekend in a row. It’s now made $760 million worldwide. Somewhere in his mansion, the breakout star of Captain Marvel, the cat who plays Goose, is getting his pussy-to-human translator to draft a memo to his agents demanding that he get a 35% backend deal for the sequel. That way he can buy a major share in YouTube and take down Shane Dawson on behalf of catmanity for once and for all! – Pajiba

Nicole Kidman brought the ginge back to her locks (or a ginge wig back to her head) finally! – Lainey Gossip 

Madison Beer (for the one hundredth time, not a Wisconsin brewery) nearly showed her beer cozy while wearing window sheers – Popoholic

Aubrey O’Day needs to change her name to Kaubrey Kardashian already – Drunken Stepfather

That cow was obviously just going to Chick-Fil-A to moo at their asses for hating gays! – SOW

Um, so nobody told musical theater actress Oluwaseyi Omooba that if she hates gays, she probably shouldn’t be working in the gayest game in the world? – Towleroad

Alicia Vikander quit Instagram after a month – Celebitchy

Amy Schumer says her husband Chris Fischer is on the Autism Spectrum – Just Jared

Pic: Disney

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