Lady Gaga Is “Pregnant” With Her Sixth Album

March 13, 2019 / Posted by:

If someone ever saw me looking a little thick and asked if I was pregnant I would either, A- tell the truth and say, nah, it was just because of all eight Chick-fil-A combo meals I ate at lunch, or, B- give them a five-finger, open-palmed slap. Alas, Lady Gaga is now Academy Award winner Lady Gaga, so the emphasis is more on Lady than Gaga. There was a pregnancy rumor humming around Little Monster-ville, and Gaga had to step in and say, “Naw, just eatin’ good…kidding, it’s my next album.

Billboard said Gaga addressed the “rumors” I had never heard of by tweeting out news about her next album:

Gaga just got her first number one hit on the Billboard Hot 100 with “Shallow,” so momentum is behind her, and let’s just hope she goes back to the bops that brought her here in the first place and not just another Tony Bennett album to make royalties from nursing home waiting rooms across America. Gaga’s last album, Joanne, is what gave us “Million Reasons” and this Donatella Versace classic:

As you can imagine, her fans lost their shit:

Silly, monsters. If you want to induce an album labor, you just tell Gaga that Madonna’s new album is coming out in two weeks. You’ll have a surprise release on Spotify by midnight!


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