Orlando Bloom Carried His Dog In A Grocery Sack

March 11, 2019 / Posted by:

If you’re a cheap bitch like me, you really have to plan ahead on your grocery trips because you’ll be charged if you have to use one of their bags and don’t bring your own. Everyone now uses those flimy drawstring cloth bags to hold all their ingredients for avocado toast, but Orlando Bloom must not have gotten the memo that shit is not for a living creature! Orlando was spotted driving his motorcycle to lunch in Los Angeles with a drawstring bag, and when he got off, out popped his pooch Mighty from the bag. You wouldn’t carry Katy Perry that way, Legolas, so paws off the pup!

The Daily Mail says nobody noticed Mighty on Orlando’s shoulders until he was off his bike. When he popped his head out of the bag, Mighty looked like any of us would having to ride around in a knapsack on the back of someone whizzing around busy Los Angeles streets.

May the record also reflect that Orlando thought enough to wear a helmet, but where the fuck was one for Mighty?! Safety first! Orlando’s team hasn’t said anything about the incident, if you want to call it that, but maybe we can chalk it up to stress? It’s also being reported that Orlando and Katy are planning their wedding, and Katy, a grown-ass woman, wants to get married at Cinderella’s Castle at Disney World in Orlando. A snitch gave more tea:

“She is busily planning the wedding of her dreams and is taking charge of the creative side. Money is no object when it comes to bringing the bride’s fantasies to life.”

It’s going to be the second marriage for both Katy and Orlando, so you think they’d want a little low-key City Hall shindig followed by a reception at their neighborhood Bennigan’s (which, coincidentally, is the dream wedding I have on my vision board along with a 12-inch…wait, this isn’t about me). Alas, I guess it’s going to be Mickey Mouse, Cinderella, and THEN a reception at the nearest Bennigan’s. What?! It’s is Orlando, after all.

Pic: Wenn.com

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