Night Crumbs
Despite the crying trolls trying to take down Captain Marvel, it made $153 million in North America in its opening weekend, and has brought in $455 million worldwide so far. GIRL POWER! And PUSSY POWER, and I say that because you know many people went to see Captain Marvel to take in the ginger thespian brilliance of Reggie, who plays Goose the cat and can be seen above giving the same response he’ll give when he wins an Oscar next year – Lainey Gossip
Someone named Kara Del Toro is serving up “slutty Endora at a funeral” chic – Popoholic
Bella Thorne and her man look like they’re starring in a Central Florida community theater production of Spring Breakers – Drunken Stepfather
Showtime is done with SMILF and HBO is done with Crashing – Pajiba
American Idol is tempting me to watch it again and that’s because I easily get the swoons for a sensitive singing gay ginger – Towleroad
If you can’t make up your mind about wanting to get with a blonde, brunette, or ginger, get into your dream piece who is the gorgeous American baby of Harald Gloockler and an off-brand Ken Doll – Kenneth in the (212)
Jerry O’Connell is getting his own talk show – SOW
Chris Evans hung out with Rep. Dan Crenshaw who spooked the caca out of me with his Captain America star eye – Celebitchy
Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik aren’t going to be exchanging BFF heart pendants again anytime soon – Just Jared
Pic: Marvel