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March 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Dream Glow Barbie!

There’s really no day but today (apologies if you’re singing that song from Rent in your head now) to continue my tribute to the iconic Barbies of the 80s. Today we celebrate Barbie’s 60th anniversary of going from German hooker to international icon of glamour and Jack Jane Barbie of all trades. I’ve already worshiped at the tiny plastic, toe-less feet of Astronaut Barbie, the Stars & Stripes Barbies, Day-To-Night Barbie, Angel Face Barbie, and on. Today I can scratch off “Dream Glow Barbie” on my list of 80s Barbies to stamp with the HSOTD seal of approval. Although, Dream Glow Barbie will rip off that seal of approval right away, because it’s not glow-in-the-dark and it’s definitely not elegant enough for her stunning ensemble.

Dream Glow Barbie floated onto the scene on a fluffy pink chiffon star-embedded cloud in 1985. Dream Glow Barbie knew she was killing hos in her sumptuous scrunchie bolero and southern belle (as seen through the eyes of a spoiled girly girl named Desiree) gown. She was fully aware that as soon as she entered any room, homely hags would act on their jealousy by turning out the lights. So she came prepared! When lights turned off, bitch turned on. AND HOW! The eyeballs of her basic haters popped up into the universe when she lit up like the bedroom ceiling of an 8-year-old who successfully begged their parents for glow-in-the-dark stars for Christmas. There was also a Dream Glow Ken, which begs the question, “Isn’t every Ken a Dream Glow Ken?” Because you just know Ken’s dirt star was glow-in-the-dark.

And if Dream Glow Barbie wasn’t already a new kind of glamour, her bedroom was a tacky glow-in-the-dark princess dream!

You know some Barbie-collecting queen is going to throw the ultimate Barbie birthday party with all of their Barbies today. So Doctor Barbie is going to be really busy when all of the Barbies pass out after Dream Glow Barbie comes twirling into the room in all her glow-in-the-dark glory. She’s still got it!

Pics: Mister Dollface, Mattel

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