Night Crumbs

A Chicago grand jury indicted Jussie Smollett on 16 felony counts for faking a police report. They hit him with one count for each statement he allegedly made up in his police report. If found guilty, he could get up to 4 years for each count, which is a total of 64 years. Chicago PD reportedly believe Jussie was behind the white powder-filled hate letter he got in the mail, so he could be hit with charges for that too. Police still believe that Jussie’s motive was that he was looking for a pay raise for Empire, and well, this may come as a shock to us all, but I don’t think he’s going to get that raise. Instead of making the reported $125,000 per episode he was making on Empire, he might end up making 2 Honey Buns per hour, or however much prisoners get paid to make license plates   – The Daily Beast

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Camila Morrone are still together, and they’re giving me look-for-less Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin – Lainey Gossip 

And on this International Women’s Day, a really pregnant Duchess Meghan went to work in tall ass heels – Celebitchy

Disney will puke up most of their entire vault on their new streaming service, and while many are wondering if Song of the South is going to make it out, I’m saying a prayer for that weird masterpiece Black Cauldron to make the cut – Pajiba

Karamo Brown of Queer Eye talked about his battle with an addiction to the bad shit – Towleroad

Salma Hayek is either cringing in pain from her magnificent chichis getting suffocated in that top or she’s trying to hold in a fart for dear life – Popoholic

Sorry, Dove Cameron, but Wednesday Addams is out-selfie-ing you – Hollywood Tuna 

Duchess Meghan claims she doesn’t look at Twitter, but does read The Economist, so cut to Samantha Markle trying to land an anti-Meghan interview with The Economist   – Just Jared

Another heartthrob has gone to the after world: Jan-Michael Vincent died at 74 – Boy Culture

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