I sometimes wonder how Kate Beckinsale finds time to act or how Chrissy Teigen finds time to hype up bad celebrity lip-synch battles with their full-time jobs of dragging bitches online. Kate is no stranger to reading assholes to filth for giving their take on her dating life, so when people started circulating a meme of her and Pete Davidson sucking face at a New York Rangers hockey match while Queer Eye’s Antoni Porowski looked like, well, how anyone would look while in the presence of PDA and attention whore grossness, it was only a matter of time before the Kate bomb went off. It detonated last night.
People explained to all its memaw readers that the joke is that Kate is any girl and Pete is supposed to represent problem dudes while Antoni is supposed to represent good, quality peen that always gets passed over. Kate finally commented by noting, “Antoni is gay, if that helps clarify at all #queereye.”
Kate has already swatted down online critics on her bumping up on a twentysomething piece of man meat. Someone commented on a photo of her with her mother and said, “Dear heavens, Kate. Not Pete Davidson.” She simply hissed back, “No, that’s my mother. Easy mistake.” A grizzled commenter said he was disappointed with her dating life, and Kate responded to that with, “fairly let down by your wonky beard but thought possibly rude to say.” I mean, I definitely see where the commenters are coming from, but I have to give a golf clap to any mean bitch willing to clap back like Kate has. Plus, she gets a double prize of Pete’s supposedly big peen that shoots out hundred-dollar bills. I mean, that’s why he’s getting the consistent string of Grade-A Hello Kitty, no?