The congealed, leftover Kraft Mac and Cheese storyline that is Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner‘s “cheating scandal” must be hard to sell to the fans because nobody really cares. True, the main course of the Kartrashian koven’s upcoming season lies within the drama between Khloe Kardashian, Kylie’s former guest house tenant Jordyn Woods, and dealer of disruptive dick Tristan Thompson. However, while that drama continues to heat up like a pot of greens Kylie’s is bland potato salad spoiling on the window sill. However, Travis has been making his rounds to keep people interested.
In what I’m sure will go down as the clearance section of plots for the upcoming season of Why Does This Shit Still Come On? (aka Keeping Up With The Kardashians), Travis is trying to make his future mother-in-law Kris Jenner proud by keeping the drama somewhat going. After cancelling a show last week to work on his and Kylie’s strained relationship, TMZ reports Travis is back on the road again and ended a performance at Madison Square Garden in NYC Saturday night with his hit song “Sicko Mode” before sending Fourth of July pyrotechnics into the air and delivering a shout out to his favorite co-star Kylie by screaming “Love you wifey!”
I’m starting to lose my faith in their intense “cheating scandal” because had this been a real Kardashian emergency, tweets would be going up like digital smoke signals into The Cloud and Instagram would be wrought with “Why you do this to me??!!” posts for the past few days. And speaking of Instagram, People reports that Travis has deleted his Instagram altogether, though he’s still active on Twitter. But his latest tweet had nothing to do with Kylie or cheating.
In an awkward twist, Travis’ last tweet was a discount version of Carpool Karaoke with NBA star Kevin Durant that looked like the two of them got lost looking for the gas station after smoking a bowl and going on a munchies run.
ME AND MY DAWG THIS SHIT FUNNY. ITS STILL RED NATION THO https://t.co/ObemS3vY2M
— TRAVIS SCOTT (@trvisXX) March 1, 2019
Travis you’re going to have to do better than this if you think we’re going to believe this cheating scandal is a thing. Then again, Cosmopolitan reports that all of this hype around their Who Cares? storyline may have been resolved last week. The rumor was that Kylie somehow found “evidence” that made her believe Travis was cheating, yet it was never revealed what that evidence was. Well, now we know! And it still makes this the wackest storyline in the KUWTK universe.
A source just shared some details about what went down between Travis and Kylie (via People), saying Kylie “had an argument with Travis after she checked his phone and saw something that she didn’t like,” and adds that, “Travis says he didn’t cheat.”
And it also looks like the incident has kind of blown over for the couple. The source also says that, “Kylie was upset at first but seems better. She isn’t breaking up with him.”
Then why the hell are you wasting our time?! You both could have put an end to this painfully uninteresting story days ago. I blame Pimp Mama Kris for not being stricter about having her new actors sit down in a master class with Kim and Khloe, who know how to sell a story no matter how thin and dull the plot is. Everyone knows those two broads are the Meryl Streep and Viola Davis of manufactured drama.