Night Crumbs

March 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Not even a week after freshly divorced Danielle Staub made that fake duke her 21st fiancé, it looks like they have split and there’s not going to be a wedding. The next time Danielle Staub goes down to central casting to get herself an actor to play her next fiancee for maximum media attention, she should make sure that the royal title he claims to have is an actual title that exists. And by “next time,” I mean right now, because you know this trick is going to be engaged for the 22nd time before I hit the publish button on this bitch – Just Jared

Okay, but why does Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus look like a politician in the middle of a sex scandal and the long-suffering wife who is standing by him? – Lainey Gossip 

Halsey looks like Ariel in Harmony Korine’s The Little MermaidPopoholic

Answer: all of them – Pajiba

Kate Beckinsale is wearing the 80s prom budget version of Oksana Baiul’s black swan costume from the ’94 Olympics – Drunken Stepfather

Kristin Cavallari’s crazy Lindsay Lohan story sounds like a tame night for LiLo, honestly – OMG Blog

Emma Roberts is pimping out overpriced vitamins for coins on Instagram now – Hollywood Tuna 

#metoo warrior Terry Crews verbally pooted out a shit dingle about same-sex parents and then stepped in it  – Towleroad

Kate Winslet’s husband Ned Rocknroll is changing his name back to his born name because he doesn’t want to embarrass his son. The son they named Bear Blaze, by the way – Celebitchy

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