Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton Recreating The Britney Spears Car Photo That Lindsay Lohan “Crashed”

March 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton doesn’t exactly have the range to headline a Las Vegas residency, and she’s too prim and proper (cough) to open a bar and use its train wreck employees for a reality show – that’s for lowlife like her Aunt Kyle Richards’ frenemy Lisa Vanderpump! Instead, she’ll just go back to her own strengths: media whoring! Back in the glory days of being famous for just being a THOT at the Kitson cash register, there was  a certain 2006 car ride with Paris, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears that paid for every paparazzi in the parking lot’s mortgage payment for three years. Paris has gone on to say LiLo crashed the car ride (LiLo denies this), so now she recreated the car ride with what it seems like is who she would have wanted to tag along?

Entertainment Tonight notes Paris posted a little photo montage with a car ride of her, Derrick Barry as Britney, and actor Jason Scott Thompson as THE QUEEN who looks like how the actual QE2 does whenever Prince Philip offers to drive them down the street:

Paris has told everyone from Andy Cohen to MTV in Australia about how it was supposed to be a ladies night with just Brit-Brit but then Fire Crotch elbowed her way in and chased down the car, and I guess that’s evident in that she didn’t hire Ginger Minj to play LiLo in her updated car ride. Silly, Paris. Lindsay is so delusional that she probably took the queen as a compliment! If you really want to shade her, you make a Mean Girls music video and don’t invite her to play along!

Pic: Twitter

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