Don’t laugh at Caitlyn, she’s not that off. I hear that Oscar winner Olivia Colman almost wore the elegant pussy bone-baring dress that Kendall wore to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Olivia definitely would’ve worn it better.
I’m sure it’s taken you several hours to move from the headline to here since your eyeballs flew off to the next county from rolling so hard, so I thank you for sticking with us. At last night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party, Caitlyn Jenner was posing on the carpet with her 22-year-old sugar baby, Sophia Hutchins and decided to give an argument on why Kendall Jenner, who is about as alive as an Oscar statue, could get one in the future.
E! News confirms Caitlyn did not think Kendall will get her future Oscar by bidding for one on eBay. Instead, Cait says she’s seen a “sparkle” in Kendall’s face the apparently screams actress. That sparkle must be like a whistle that only a dog can hear because I sure as hell haven’t seen her exactly emote anything. Surprisingly, Caitlyn babbled on about this for a while:
“Honestly, I think it would be Kendall. If you’ve noticed all the things that she’s done on-camera, outside of the show, she’s just been brilliant…She’s so good at what she does.I don’t know if she wants to do [acting] yet, ’cause she’s so successful at modeling. But at some point, I think she should do that, and I think she’d be very good at it.”
The last time Kendall “acted,” well, it was on the most recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians with whatever plot twist Kris Jenner forced her to do. But beyond that, it was when she pretended to eradicate the world of racism with a can of Pepsi. I wouldn’t expect her to exactly run screaming to a film studio after that experience, but you never know! Maybe she can be nominated for an Oscar for her inevitable appearance in Sharknado Part 345.
Here’s more of Kendall’s kooch kurtain, Caitlyn and Caitlyn’s sugar baby: