I like Serendipity as much as the next queen, but you best be careful, Pete Davidson! That leading lady seems like she’ll toss you out along with today’s newspaper. Oh, wait. You’re too young to know what a newspaper is. Pete and Kate have been casually humping since the Golden Globes, and, while Kate’s camp makes it sound like she gets there’s a 20-year age gap between them and is just having fun, Pete might be in L-U-V. Sooo why was he seen with his ex-girlfriend Carly Aquilino?
Us Weekly says they reached out to snitches following Pete and Carly being spotted at a Long Island comedy show Monday night with people like Derek Gaines, Dave Sirus, and Marcus Russell Price. The snitch said, “He’s remained friendly with Carly Aquilino, but they’re just friends. Nothing more.” That’s a good thing since apparently Pete is in a much better place than where he was a few months ago. He apparently didn’t mention any ex-girlfriends in his comedy set, and if we can get Ariana Grande to stop mentioning his allegedly big peen, the world will be right again.
Pete being in a good place also means he’s looking to get serious with Kate. Ugh, Pete. Just enjoy bumping uglies with some early 00s Rom-Com/Underworld nalgas, and call it a day! Sigh, a source says Kate’s just his type (admittedly, they’ve also said he’s HER type)…minus the annoying top ponytail:
“She makes him laugh. He thinks she’s great and really smart. They have an incredible physical connection.”
Pete, you can find a slew of great, smart, hot chicks since one, you’re famous, and two, your pop star ex-fiancée blabbed how big your peen is (probably due to contractual obligation). There was at least one person who says he isn’t actually looking to make it serious with her:
“[Pete’s] thing with Kate is fun. He thinks she’s cool. They’re on opposite coasts though, sodon’t count on it getting too serious.”
Kate IS, however, very active and honest on social media, so I hope we CAN count on her finally answering if Pete’s trouser snake is as big as previously warbled about.