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February 21, 2019 / Posted by:

The volcano ash dick!

While some of you may look at that cloud of smoke and see a long-necked, small-headed Bichon standing on its hind legs while holding two pom-poms, the rest of us whose minds are always thinking about what’s really important in life see DICK! Specifically, a short, fat, mushroom-headed dick with small nuts. And yes, I still would.

That ash dick was captured by a Josiah Gordon after a two-day hike with his friend Megan through Java in Indonesia. Josiah tells Metro UK that when they got to Semeru, Java’s highest active volcano (that’s volcano talk for “heavy cummer”), bitch just had to show off by busting out a giant load in front them. A giant load that included a fluffy dick with huevos. Josiah took several pictures of the eruption (wink wink) and didn’t know about the ash peen until later:

‘I was scrolling through the images and realised that the clouds had formed what seemed like a giant “you know what”.’ He added: ‘My friend Megan was standing there just enjoying and taking in this incredible moment while, unknown to her, there was giant penis floating above her head.’

I thought I wanted to be cremated (and yes, cremated and liquified into lube so I can spend eternity slathered on dick), but now I want to be buried with a dick-shaped tombstone over me, so that a giant penis can float above my head for forever. And that dick-shaped ash is definitely what you’d poot out after Prince Hot Ginge destroyed and charred your b-hole with his next-level hot lava crotch scepter. I need a cigarette now and mostly because I want to try to blow out a peen-shaped smoke cloud.

Pic: Josiah Gordon/Cater News

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