If Duchess Kate is smart, she’ll inventory all the good shit at Kensington Palace because Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan are on the fast track out of there, and the official split between Harry and Prince William’s joint professional royal household will go down in a matter of weeks. She can’t risk Meghan making off with Queen Mary’s good silver!
Meghan and Harry are high-tailing it out of Kensington Palace, where they’ve been living in Nottingham Cottage, to the much larger Frogmore Cottage on THE QUEEN’s Windsor estate. The move will complete a professional split between the brothers.
E! News reports the professional split is happening in a matter of weeks. Just to catch you up to speed, it was back in October when the Sunday Times said the princes were “considering a formal division of their joint royal household…and the creation of separate courts to reflect their increasingly different responsibilities.” That only makes sense given that Kate seems to fall in line with whatever a royal is supposed to do, and the only thing Meghan likes to do more than caress her baby bump is to take a giant dump on royal tradition with her contraband nail polish (Only kidding! Kinda!). As you can guess, snitches are saying the royal breakup and separate households are meant to make things a little less awkward between Meghan and Kate, who were getting along better at Christmas.
The media team is said to be the first to get split under the new arrangement, and Harry and William will also have separate staff. A palace insider who I imagine goes by the name “Nate Skittleton” when on the phone with the press gave this “juicy” tidbit on why the households have to split:
“When William becomes the Prince of Wales, he will take on a lot of extra responsibility, including the Duchy of Cornwall.Harry and Meghan have none of that, and seem ambitious about forging their own paths.”
That’s royal speak for, “The only throne they’ll ever sit on is the fourth-floor commode in Buckhingham Palace.” Kensington Palace didn’t say shit about the new report, but Kate shouldn’t think she can suddenly start slumming around the joint in yoga pants and making open sneering remarks about Princess Deal or No Deal Suitcase: Harry and Meghan’s work office will still be in the city at Kensington Palace. I hope they remember to top off the subway cards – that’s gonna be a bitch of a rush hour commute!