Anthony Weiner Is Out Of Prison And In A Halfway House

February 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger is on the loose once again and he’s already bending the rules. According to the New York Post, Anthony was released from federal prison after serving 15 months on a 21-month sentence for sending pictures of his dick to a child. Now Anthony is out, staying at a halfway house, and has registered as a sex offender. He also ordered some lasagna to be delivered, despite the fact that the halfway house has a big sign on it that says “You May Not Bring Food or Beverages Into This Facility. Stop. No Exceptions!!” Not only that, he only tipped the driver 10%. Typical fucking Weiner!

According the NYP:

Wearing his signature Mets baseball cap, the 54-year-old disgraced ex-congressman — who served 15 months of a 21-month federal prison sentence for sexting with the 15-year-old — briefly exited to greet a food deliveryman ferrying his $22.50 order.

He’ll serve out the next three months in the Bronx facility before being released outright in May with an accumulated three months off for good behavior.

On the menu for Weiner was hearty Italian fare from Brother’s Pizza a few blocks away. He ordered a $9.50 dish of homemade lasagna and $10 penne alla vodka with grilled chicken, along with two Snapples at $1.50 apiece to wash it all down.

I’m sorry but now all I’m picturing is what Anthony plans to do with those wide mouthed Snapple jars. Because seriously, who still drinks Snapple in this the year of our lord 2019? It’s not like he’s been in the pokey since the late ‘90’s and doesn’t know that we’ve all moved on to La Croix.

Apparently, when The Post told the delivery driver who he’d just handed the food over to, he responded “he’s a fucking pervert”. Now that Brother’s Pizza knows who they’re dealing with, I’m guessing Anthony will be a little more generous with his tips lest his next pasta delivery come with a side of penis leavings.


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