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Chicken and Waffles cereal from Post!
Have you ever woken up with a strong desire to hit your mouth with a spoonful of fried chicken and waffle bits floating in a leche pool? If so, you’re probably a wake and bake stoner, and a wake and bake stoner of the strangest kind. You’re also in luck, because Post cereal has made your fucked-up culinary dreams come true with Chicken and Waffles cereal.
National Cereal Day is in March, so in honor of that highly important and totally real holiday that’s not just another consumer cash grab, cereal companies are sharting out limited-edition diabetes nuggets. There was Cinnamon Toast Crunch Churros, and now those heave-inducers at Post decided to Roscoe’s up their Honey Bunches of Oats cereal for a limited-time. via People
This new, eyebrow-raising cereal is created to imitate the taste of chicken and waffles, a sweet-and-savory southern staple. The crunchy cereal pieces taste like, and are actually shaped like, chicken drumsticks and waffles. Don’t worry, no actual chicken is involved—in fact, the cereal is vegetarian-friendly.
It’s only available at…. prepare to barf with shock… Walmart. But wait, I know I’m paying tribute to this mess, but how can they call it CHICKEN and waffles when there’s no actual chicken in it. There better at least be some totally healthy artificial chicken flavoring in it, because when I put a spoonful of a cereal called Chicken and Waffles in my mouth, I expect to heave over the taste of chicken milk, which makes me think of Foghorn Leghorn’s jizz. So yeah, if you’re ever wanted to know what that tastes like, you may get your answer from Chicken and Waffles cereal, and after you get your answer, you should immediately check into the nearest mental hospital.
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