Lindsay Lohan Is Ready To Expose CBS After Her Mother Lost “Celebrity Big Brother”

February 15, 2019 / Posted by:

I love a good family reunion because there’s usually good food, good booze and good times. However, the media circus surrounding Dina Lohan and her Honeycomb Hideout boyfriend Jesse Nadler has brought about the kind of family reunion that can be only likened to when all the Disney villains get together to stir up trouble and annoy the hell out of everyone. Recently Michael Lohan spoke out in support of Dina and her new relationship and now Lindsay Lohan is ready to say things because what’s a messy Lohan reunion without its messiest family member?

Never one to shy away from any type of party where attention is on the menu, Lindsay took to Instagram to congratulate her mother for her stale performance during Celebrity Big Brother, which she lost to personified Muppet Tamar Braxton. In a titty grabbing, glassy eyed black and white photo, Lindsay had words to say about CBS and how they treated her sweet mother during her time in the Big Brother house of loonies before deleting the caption altogether. Luckily, Us Weekly captured her words.

“Finally #family @alianalohan #free @cbs_bigbrother you suck and get no Valentine’s from @lohanbeachclub @mtv,” the Mean Girls star, 32, captioned an Instagram photo of herself on Thursday, February 14. “My mother is an AMAZING woman and she did so well.”

She added: “The secrets she told me a few hours ago are going to #EXPOSE #YOUALL #dinalohan #dfwm.

Lindsay, I’m gonna need to see the receipts because I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. Hell, I don’t think you know what you’re talking about either. What exactly are you going to “expose“? I’m so confused. Another thing that’s confusing is Lindsay’s new vigilante crusade against some of Dina’s former houseguests for whatever reason. First up is CBB winner Tamar Braxton who Lindsay congratulated in a very strange tweet that I know Tamar will respond to, because Tamar loves to fight crazy with crazy.

Lindsay also had just a touch of fuckery left in her bowl to hand out to Ricky Williams, who evicted Dina from the house. During the nomination ceremony to choose who would be evicted, Ricky made a joke that the reason why he nominated Dina and Kandi Burruss was because “they don’t sleep with me“. Brotha, why the hell did you say that? You NEVER give a Lohan ammunition like this because now Lindsay turned his words into a new hashtag movement started and followed by only her called #rapyricky

When I first read the hashtag I thought to myself “Who the hell is Rappy Ricky?” If you’re going to start some shit at least spell it correctly (rapey). And thirdly, this tweet provides the context that clearly Lindsay missed or didn’t care to research.

I hope someone seals the Lohan family Pandora’s Box for the rest of 2019 because they must be stopped at once! Hopefully Dina and Jesse get married and go away forever, Lindsay will delete everything and Michael will retreat back to the rock he’s been living under for the past few years.


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