February 15 is one of the greatest days of the year. It’s when Valentine’s Day candy is 50% off! After Allison and I talk about Red Friday and our thrilling Valentine’s Day plans, we score our Grammy predictions (SPOILER ALERT: we suck at predicting) before diving into a pool of foolery by talking about Thomas Markle winning Father of 2019, Ellen Page calling out the anti-LGBTQ views of Chris Pratt’s church, and Dina Lohan getting catfished. We also quickly talk about Miranda Lambert tossing salad in public, Lady Gaga splitting with her fiancé, the Fiji Water vs. The Fiji Water Girl legal battle, and the sad news about House Hunters going narrator-less.
We also answer advice questions about introducing porn-watching to a relationship, and if tiny hands equal a tiny peen. I think we both earned our PhD in anatomy with the answers we give about the second one.
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