Mariah Carey Thinks One Direction And The Chainsmokers Are The Same Thing

February 14, 2019 / Posted by:

I always knew it must be nice to live in the fantasy land where Mariah Carey’s brain skips, and now we know that it is planted firmly in 2010 when One Direction was getting plucked into fame on The X FactorAndrew Taggart and Alex Pall, known by me as straight douchebags and known by most people as The Chainsmokers, were on a radio interview the other day. Alex mentioned how they met Mariah one time, only Mariah – presumably not hearing those two have British accents – thought they were a British boy band.

Page Six proves to us that Mariah still doesn’t know her and she sure as shit doesn’t know a chainsmoker. Alex said he ran up to Mimi and rattled off the hits, and she rattled off theirs…only, they weren’t Chainsmokers songs:

“I remember seeing her and I was like, ‘Oh my God! Like ‘Fantasy’ and ‘Honey.’ And she was like, ‘Dude, I love you guys!’ Were like, ‘Wow, you know who we are? And she was like, ‘One Direction, right?’”

Silly, Mimi. How could she confuse the cherubic faces of Liam Payne and Harry Styles (they had those in 2010!) and…the rest…with these two boobs? Mariah at least seemed to be having a good time with her lapse in judgment moment:

Oh, Mariah. You HAVE to know who the Chainsmokers are. That’s the kind of music Bryan Tanaka and all the other 14-year-olds listen to when school lets out!


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