Jennifer Aniston “Debated” Asking Brad Pitt To Her 50th Birthday Party

February 11, 2019 / Posted by:

The celebrity tabloid industry can continue their celebratory orgy for the gift of Brad Pitt attending Jennifer Aniston‘s 50th birthday bonanza, as People is reporting a hot new update all about her will-she/won’t-she internal struggle of inviting her ex-husband to the big day. Is it that serious? No, but there’s a source who is really shilling it to you.

An insider close to Jen (this girl got leaks worse than the White House) has some words to say about Mr. Cliff Booth showing up to his ex-wife’s birthday party, saying that it was just a huge love fest to celebrate Jenny From The Other Block:

“Basically, every single person who Jen loves attended. That included Brad… The party was a celebration of Jen’s life.”

Sort of like a much more caucasian and much less interesting Andy Cohen‘s Housewives babyshower.  The source also made sure to gossip about how their friend/employer was “debating” asking Brad to the huge bash:

“Brad, for long, was a very important part of Jen’s life. She debated back and forth with friends if she should invite him… She was very happy that he showed up. Many of his close friends were at the party too.”

Why the debate Jen?  You’re marriage to Brad was successful, mama.

But wait, before you tabloid sleazes take a break from your circle jerk to type some words about how she’s lonely and about to pick at her own sloppy seconds: don’t.  Because while he was there, Jennifer “didn’t really pay any special attention to Brad.” There was a hug and some chatting, but nothing more, she “was busy making sure all of her other guests had an amazing time.”

See? She was too busy shmoozing with such celebrity guests as Kate Hudson and Brad’s other ex Gwyneth Paltrow who were showing how fabulous the party was on Instagram:

Jealous, peasants?

I wonder how many of those guests went home with jade vaginal and anal eggs sponsored by bestie Goopy Paltrow as party-favors? And one lucky guest went home with a $15 000 gold dildo! Wow, what a rager!

Pic: Instagram

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