People reports that Brad Pitt was spotted at his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston’s celebrity-infested 50th birthday party at LA’s Sunset Tower Hotel yesterday. And just like that, the production costs for most supermarket tabloids have been taken care of into the next decade or so! Hell, if Jeff Bezos doesn’t destroy the industry, a couple of new ones might pop up on the strength of “Brad and Jenn Back Together!”
Brad, “with his long hair slicked back underneath a cap,” was spotted making “a casual entrance” to the hotel where his ex-wife of almost 15 years now had her birthday party. Other guests included the usual celebrity superiority retinue (George and Amal Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, Ellen DeGeneres, Kate Hudson, Demi Moore) with the emphasis on exes.
A source tells PEOPLE party guests included Pitt’s ex Gwyneth Paltrow, plus Aniston’s ex John Mayer and his ex Katy Perry, who was joined by boyfriend Orlando Bloom.
So almost everyone in the room had at least fucked one and probably more of the other guests other than their dates. Awkward or sexy fun?
Brad and Jenn didn’t exactly remain friends post-Angelina Jolie snatching his ass out of his marriage vows to her during the now infamous shooting of Mr. and Mrs. Smith in 2004. But they didn’t block each other, either.
While Aniston and Pitt had remained friendly over the years, the source said the two weren’t especially close. “They aren’t in regular contact, beyond an occasional text back and forth to wish each other the best when there’s been a new project or big event,” the insider said at the time.
Hopefully, it was an open bar because a 50th birthday party isn’t a party unless the drunken birthday girl staggers on over to her ex-husband (in front of an ex-boyfriend no less) and slurs “I knewsh you and that bish with the lipsh and all the kids wouldn’t lasht!”
If you need proof of Brad Pitt at Jennifer Aniston’s birthday party, here’s the back of his cap-covered head, and this could be Bigfoot in a wig for all we know:
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And don’t tell me Jennifer Aniston didn’t get drunk off her Smart-watered, Aveeno-slathered ass. 50 is traumatic anyways, and imagine what it’s like for a working actress with two of her exes there? Did Vince Vaughn not open the evite? Was Justin Theroux too busy cutting the sleeves off his black t-shirts to make it?