Night Crumbs

Jennifer Garner talked to the Wall Street Journal Magazine about “adaption” and she talked about adapting to fame, and how when she was with Ben Affleck she would have to “adapt” to being surrounded by paparazzi all the time. The paps must be saying to Jen what I say to a piece who forgets that he drunkenly invited me to his party and then ignores me when I show up: “But, but you invited me.” – Just Jared

I was fully expecting this story about a Timothee Chalamet fan sitting next to him on a flight to end with him handing her a roll of toilet paper after she pissed herself from being in his presence – Lainey Gossip

So according to this Duck Dynasty crazy, any medical bills I get I should forward to my primary healthcare provider God and he’ll take care of em – Pajiba

Err, somebody should teach AnnaLynne McCord how to sit in a chair right – Drunken Stepfather

Never mind that Amber Heard isn’t wearing pants, whoever is responsible for that Jason Momoa statue should be jailed for giving him melting dog turd brows – Popoholic

Non-actor Gus Kensworthy is getting into acting by being in the next American Horror Story – Greg In Hollywood

The red carpet premiere of Liam Neeson’s new movie was shit canned for obvious reasons – Towleroad

Another Lohan Beach Club employee has slapped us down with some shocking news about Lindsay Lohan being a shitty boss – Reality Tea

I see that Lily-Rose Depp went to Tori Spelling’s Delusional School Of Pretending Like Your Famous Name Didn’t Get You A Career – Celebitchy

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