Pete Davidson Is “Exactly” Kate Beckinsale’s “Type”

February 4, 2019 / Posted by:

People is reporting that Kate Beckinsale is all about Pete Davidson, and they have a source who is spilling all the lukewarm tea. Apparently 45-year-old Kate and 25-year-old Pete are a match made in random-what-in-the-actual-fuck Heaven, as Pete is “exactly her type”.

The source puts it this way:

“Kate is into Pete and he’s exactly her type… She likes young guys who make her laugh.”

Pete and Kate were spotted leaving Largo Bar holding hands a few days ago, so this is more pseudo-confirmation that these two are bumping uglies. And here we were rolling our eyes at the thought of them together after they were seen talking at a Golden Globes party. What a whirlwind relationship! By this rate they’ll be engaged by March and broken up by July.

I’d make a joke about how now we know what must have ruptured Kate’s ovarian cyst, but we all know that Pete’s Big Dick Energy is not Big Dick Physicality, so I’ll abstain.

Sigh… I wish I was as hot as Kate Beckinsale so that dating-down would be a choice of mine rather than a forced-reality. But maybe Pete and Kate will work out where Ariana Grande and Pete failed. She’s a grown woman and he has a maturity-level equivalent to a half-smoked joint stewing in a red-SOLO cup over-filled with warm Mountain Dew, so maybe she can help him grow as a man.

Or she’ll just give him a bunch of inappropriate new material about that time he was banging vampire pussy.

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