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The soap opera douche from one of Geico’s best commercials!

While watching HGTV the other night (like I usually do), I thought I was having an acid flashback when a Geico commercial from the 90s came up. But I wasn’t having a hallucination where I was transported back to the 1990s. I was wrong about two things: 1. the commercial was airing in the now. And 2. the commercial isn’t from the 90s. The actress just looks like she shot her scene after working her assistant manager position at Judy’s. And the actor just looks like the “hot one” in a failed 90s boy band. The commercial is from 2003, and it really deserved to win an Emmy, Oscar, and Don Draper Award (that’s like the Oscars of advertising, right?) for everyone involved.

Geico is currently doing some sort of contest where they’re asking people to vote on their best commercials. Since the people of the world have zero taste, an ad starring the Geico cavemen, another ad starring the Geico Pig on meth, and a commercial starring that camel are currently sitting at the top. But the best commercial, the soap opera one, is sitting directly on the bottom.

I know this is supposed to be a parody of a soap opera, but these thespians still bled for their art, and you can feel the hot emotion pouring out of them as the reincarnation of Laurence Olivier and the reincarnation of Tallulah Bankhead set the screen on fire. I mean, he delivers “I thought that meant something to you” with the charisma of a cold pebble. Brilliant! Before you press play on this, call Geico and see if they cover computer monitors, because this definitely will make yours melt. Behold, the commercial that is a zillion times better than anything that will air during the Super Boring Bowl tomorrow.

As for what happened to those actors. She went on to become Dexter’s sister’s…. stand-in. And he went on to become Ryan Reynolds’…. stand-in…. The Proposal. No, I’m sure they both retired from acting forever, because how can it get better than this?

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