Anne Hathaway has stopped drinking alcohol. But she isn’t an alcoholic or anything, instead she’s doing it because of her two-year-old son. How cute… and horrifying. Can you imagine raising children without a chilled bottle of vodka sitting in your freezer? Pass.
People is reporting that Anne was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to talk about her new movie with Matthew McConaughey, Serenity. In it she plays a woman trying to convince a dude to off her evil husband, which sounds like me if I ever married a rich guy I didn’t love and needed to get rid of. Anne talked to Ellen DeGeneres about testing out rums on the island of Mauritius where they filmed Serenity, and apparently one day she had a major hangover from getting lit with Matthew and his wife Camila Alves. So Anne decided that October last year was the last time she would drink until her son was older:
“For 18 years… I’m gonna stop drinking while my son [Jonathan] is living in my house.”
Anne is 36 so she is suggesting she’s going to stay sober until she is 54 years old… I’m gonna pass on that, henny. Here’s a pic of the child who’s got Anne breaking up with booze.
Apart from Anne being a perfect human who wants to put the needs of her child first, she also admits she’s a horrible drinker and doesn’t “totally love the way” she turns up:
“I did one school run one day where I dropped him off at school — I wasn’t driving, but I was hungover… That was enough for me. I didn’t love that [experience].”
Has Anne never heard of WEED?!
I mean, okay, but if you’re getting a hangover, you’re not doing “mom drinking” wrong, but I don’t see Anne following through with this. I give her 10 years max and that’s saying a lot. Wait until that kid reaches puberty and starts calling her names just because she asked him what he wants for dinner. After screaming, “I GAVE UP BOOZE FOR YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?!“, Anne will open up that Holland Tunnel mouth of hers and run to the nearest wine store to swallow it whole.
Pic: Warner Bros.