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January 19, 2019 / Posted by:

The King of Lake Minnetonka!

The weather at Lake Minnetonka right now is 8°F, and while I just farted out an icicle just thinking about that temperature, that’s practically summertime weather for Minnesotans! So many took advantage of the balmy weather by having a lake day. While one group of friends were gliding on the lake in a golf cart, they met a dude doing donuts on his tractor, and that led to the newly crowned Ice King of Lake Minnetonka surveying his land while riding on a traditional Minnesota chariot.

This paragraph could be the official answer for the question: What is life like in Minnesota? 

A day spent on the lake with a big group of friends that were on an expedition to skate from Excelsior Bay to Wayzata Bay. We came across a guy doing donuts with his farm tractor on the ice so I joined him with my golf cart and then proceeded to visit with him at his fish house. He had a couch located by the front door and without a pause from one of my friends, John, asked if he could ride on the couch across the smooth ice. He said yes and the rest is history.

Here’s the video of the Ice King of Lake Minnetonka gliding along in his royal chariot while holding a Minnesotan scepter (a hockey stick) and wearing a Minnesotan crown (a beanie). The only way this video could be better is if the Ice King was also waving Minnesota’s official state flag (a pair of Zubaz).

I haven’t seen Aquaman, but I already know that the Coen Brothers’ reboot of it is better than the original. You betcha!

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