Up until a few days ago, I thought we only had a handful of weeks of hearing about the pregnancy of the only woman who has ever been pregnant in the history of women being pregnant. But it turns out that we’ve got a handful of MONTHS before the arrival of the luckiest human who will never have to see the word “late fee” on a bill and gets to call Prince Hot Ginge “daddy” and mean it. Though, there’s one woman who doesn’t have to hear every little detail about Meghan’s pregnancy down to what her pregnancy farts smell like (SPOILER ALERT: like the tears of Samantha Markle, the sweat of the servants she HEARTLESSLY overworks, gold, and a splash of ginger), and that’s because there’s no WiFi or satellite reception in the dungeon the woman was sent to for calling Meghan FAT!
One of Duchess Meghan’s new patronages is a charity that helps out needy stray dogs and cats. Meghan paid a visit to Mayhew today, and during that visit, she did the usual meet and greet. When I started watching this clip, I figured that it was the memaw who called Meghan a “fat lady” and only because my mind took me back to the moment when my abuelita met one of my big, beautiful friends and shouted, “Gordita!” But it wasn’t the memaw. The line came from Peggy McEachrom, who said, “What a lovely lady you are. May God bless you. And you’re a fat lady!” Um, Peggy, God HAS blessed her ass. She gets to take a crotch ride on the freckled ginger rocket every night! Meghan laughed at the fat lady comment and replied, “I’ll take it!”
Do my ears deceive me? Quite possibly the first time the Duchess of Sussex has been called a "fat lady" and loved it pic.twitter.com/xR2NelQyAW
— Hannah Furness (@Hannah_Furness) January 16, 2019
And I’m sure Meghan then mumbled, “And my guards will take you to the dungeon for that!” You may be pressing your ear against the speaker, thinking you’ll hear the sound of Prince George cackling after handing that lady a stack of money to call Meghan “fat,” but Peggy obviously meant it as a compliment. So really there’s no story here, even though I made one out of it.
Meghan also met the dog friends of Mayhew, including Minnie.
For those asking, more Minnie? pic.twitter.com/GY8xbdS0Vv
— Omid Scobie (@scobie) January 16, 2019
The way Minnie’s squirming… She’s obviously thinking, “Please don’t let her adopt me, because she’ll drop my ass as soon as she sees a grey hair!”