Open Post: Hosted By The Pussy That Got Stuck In A Rat Trap
It’s a tale tail as old as time: cats are curious mofos who need to be in everyone’s business (as long as it’s on the cat’s own time, thank mew very much). A recent example, however, might be a lesson to pussycats around the world to mind their own business, even if they are looking to feast on a scrumptious rodent.
HuffPo says a black cat was found near a hotel in Wales earlier this month, but rather than run away because that shit brings bad luck, the good Samaritans called animal rescue. The poor pussy had his head stuck in a commercial rat trap and was probably thinking, “Fuck, no meal is worth this kind of crap.” I tell myself the same thing after frequenting the $4.99 all-you-can-eat buffet, Mr. Kitty. Royal Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals Inspector Sophie Daniels said, “This poor cat’s head was completely wedged … and [he was] unable to free himself.”
Have no fear, the cat was freed from the rat rap (it’s still unclear if he ever feasted on a desired rodent). Although “understandably shaken” by the ordeal, Mr. Kitty seems to be doing just fine and was treated for dehydration.
When Catherine Zeta Jones was saying she’s tired of feeling guilty for being beautiful and rich, she was also blabbing about how she didn’t fee bad about taking Latina parts in movies like The Mask Of Zorro and Cocaine Grandmother because, if she waited around for Welsh parts to pursue, she’d be waiting for ages. Guess what, CZJ! We finally found your Welsh role of strife and anxiety to play. Report to your local seamstress to get measured for your catsuit!
Pic: RSPCA