Hot Slut Of The Day!
This lEGGend who beat fame whore evil and now holds the title of the most liked post on Instagram!
Early last year, Pimp Mama Kris’ malevolent whore reign on Instagram began when her current highest-ranking koven member Kylie Jenner took the title of having the most liked post on Instagram thanks to the picture she posted of her baby’s hand clutching onto her thumb like, “SANTO DIOS! Please tell me I’m not related to you.” The picture was posted in early February 2018, and eventually got over 18 million likes, making it the most liked post on Instagram. But wait, enter: a challenger who unlike Kylie, actually has talent and is useful to humanity!
On January 4 of this year, the Instagram account Egg Gang posted its only post: a picture of an egg and made it clear that it wanted to come for Kylie Jenner’s title. That egg went, “Omelet you finish, but I’m about to have the best Instagram post of ALL TIME!”
Let’s set a world record together and get the most liked post on Instagram. Beating the current world record held by Kylie Jenner (18 million)! We got this
It took that egg less than 10 days to take down PMK’s kin. Yesterday morning, it had 9 million likes and last night, its likes doubled and it beat Kylie’s record. It now has over 30 million likes and counting. Buzzfeed got in touch with the runner of the account. They claimed they’re a chicken named Henrietta (Jared Leto must be running that account because the egg IG runner is as method as method can be) and the egg’s name is Eugene. Henrietta got the idea after pressing pause on boozing for January:
Henrietta said she decided to start the account after she “stopped drinking for Dry January” and said she was home last Friday night when she “read an article regarding the top 20 posts on insta, Kylie Jenner topped it with 18m.”
“I saw this as a challenge to beat it,” the Instagram creator wrote. “It was nothing personal.”
If a hot piece of poultry is going to have the most liked post on Instagram, I’d want it to be Phoebe Price, but sure, I’ll take this egg.
Kylie responded to the egg taking her record by posting this death threat!
Um… Instagram’s community guidelines states this:
Serious threats of harm to public and personal safety aren’t allowed. This includes specific threats of physical harm as well as threats of theft, vandalism, and other financial harm. We carefully review reports of threats and consider many things when determining whether a threat is credible.
Kylie blatantly made a physical threat to a member of the public. Instagram needs to delete her account, ban her forever, and do the same for her cohorts kowhores. The authorities also need to step in and arrest the entire Koven. An egg’s life is at stake! This is finally our chance to get rid of the Koven, and after that happens, we can declare Eugene as our new overlord and worship that very good egg FOREVER… or until one of us gets hungry and cracks him open to make a frittata.
Pic: Instagram