Night Crumbs

Leonardo DiCatchAHo and his 22-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone have been together for over a year, and he recently took her to Thailand where he filmed The Beach twenty years ago when she was too young to know what a Leonardo DiCaprio is. Since he’s been with the same piece for a year (which is 25 years in DiCatchAHo years), he probably remembers her name, which means that he no longer has to whisper into Lukas Haas’ ear, “What’s this one’s name again?” One less thing the Pussy Posse second-in-command has to worry about! – Lainey Gossip

Lily-Rose Depp looks like a fetus Bonnie Parker after the Ambien kicked in – Drunken Stepfather

“Hello, welcome to Cache, and welcome to the year 1991, I’m Emmanuelle Chriqui and I’m the manager here. How can I help you?” – Popoholic

And for his next trick, Jake Gyllenhaal will play a buff Fred Armisen-looking art snob who tries to not get murdered by killer paintings – Pajiba

It’s the herp! It’s chlamydia! No, it’s Super Gonorrhea! – Towleroad

So, Chris Pratt’s dad bad stomach is my stomach after I intermittent fast for four weeks, do crunches every day, and quit carbs. Good to know – OMG Blog

“Give the same look people give while watching your shitty catwalk!” – the photographer to Kendall Jenner – Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan says she’s never fucked Jax from Vanderpump Rules, which means she most likely fucked Jax from Vanderpump Rules – Reality Tea 

Zac Efron Lite has let the people know that he’s been engaged to his man for a year – Just Jared

Jennifer Garner is ready to see if “third time’s a charm” when it comes to her being married – Celebitchy

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