Open Post: Hosted By Ally’s Real Life “A Star Is Born” Billboard

January 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Did you just return from a 2-year Peace Corps stint in the deepest jungles of Borneo? If so, you’ve got a lot of catching up to do! Probably the most important thing that’s happened since you’ve been gone is that the remake of A Star Is Born starring Lady Gaga finally opened! I know, can you believe it? I never thought the blessed day would come either but it did. And boy did it come hard. And long. It was pretty much like a drawn out, Sting-like tantric orgasm only replace Sting with leather faced, gravel gargling Bradley Cooper. The Golden Globes are on Sunday and the film’s up for a gang of awards. So naturally, the marketing department is keen to boost the movie’s profile by installing a giant Billboard on Sunset Boulevard, identical to the one that appears in the movie of Gaga’s character, Ally. See, I told you this movie was a big fucking deal!

Behold, a slightly taller than 5 foot 2 Lady Gaga.

YouTuber Tyler Oakley was so excited he rushed down to commune with the 50 odd feet of Ally.

And because this is the dumbest timeline, people mistakenly thought he bought it himself.

So, now that you’re caught up, there are some other things I need to tell you about that you might have missed. Do you have a few minutes? Remember Ariana Grande?

Pic: Twitter

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