After a years-long absence of her insufferable Fourth of July party, Taylor Swift is back, new, and improved. This time it’s all about the insufferable New Year’s Eve party! It’s been over two years since Taylor made her squad dress up and pose like an elementary school birthday party for her annual bE$t EvArRRr Independence Day party. Just when the squad thought it was safe to wear normal clothes to her parties, Taylor appears to have made everyone ring out 2018 in their best Party City costumes.
People says it was more of a nostalgic-themed New Year’s Eve party. Well, there was that AND it just so happened to be the night Taylor released her Reputation Tour on Netflix. I’m sure that’s exactly what this crew was planning to do even if she didn’t force it upon them! Tay’s claws are still firmly sunk into Blake Lively, Gigi Hadid, Iris Apatow(A 16-YEAR-OLD!!!!), and Tay’s friend from high school, Abigail Lauren. Per Tay’s Instagram, they were all rocking looks of yesteryear:
Not only was this invite list a clusterfuck (A 16-YEAR-OLD!!!!), the subjects of nostalgia were equally as clusterfucky (Tay claimed they were all just dressed up as their childhood heroes). Abigail is Posh Spice, Gigi is Mary Poppins, stylist Ashley Avignone is Gwen Stefani, and the Butterscotch Don posed front and center as the Little Mermaid (better luck next year, Lindsay Lohan). It’s a good thing I wasn’t invited to this thing because it would have been weird if I showed up as my childhood hero, the chicken nugget party platter from McDonald’s. Also, because we CAN have nice things, it seems like Ryan managed to feign terror AND promote his gin company in one fell swoop:
Golf claps for a multi-tasker her can also convince Taylor to pose like a drunk sorority sister.