Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Super Bitch!

If you’re on Instagram, you’ve been hit with this hot pink lightning bolt of badass fabulousness at least five thousand times. If you’re on Twitter, you’ve already been treated for the burns you sustained while getting whiplashed by the high-flying hot pink kicks of glamour delivered by this hero who repurposed a pair of fuckme boots into a pair of dontfuckwithme boots. And if you’re on Snapchat, you’re not even reading this since you’re like 6 years old.

By popular demand, our final HSOTD of the year just might be the hottest Hot Slut of the year. Instagrammer hesosoutheast became an overnight viral STAH, and flipped and kicked his way into hearts by letting us all know the rules of 2019, and working the soles off of those ass-kicking boots. Some boots are made for walking, but Super Bitch’s boots are made for kicking down any hos who fuck with him.

Super Bitch had me as soon as he strut into the shot, and had me again with, “Good afternoon, bitches.” And as the cement screamed with mercy from Super Bitch nearly melting it with his hot moves, he let out several warning shots to any dumb motherfucker who tries him. This made the Pink Power Ranger go down to Michael’s, buy fabric dye in any color other than pink, and dye her entire shit. Because Super Bitch is the only Pink Power Ranger we need or want!

And once Super Bitch’s intro made the rounds and was re-tweeted by everyone, he brought his words to life by showing us how he handles a trick who breaks one of life’s new rules: don’t mess with Super Bitch. If you dipped Mortal Kombat’s FINISH HER into a vat of boiling hot liquid glitter and doused it with a heaping serving of YES, this is what it would look like:

Super Bitch must’ve made a pile of coins from his first video, because it’s obvious that he paid the greatest sound effects wizards in the business to work on that video.

Super Bitch also let everyone know that he’s an anti-abusive fuckboi warrior (and ironically enough, noted abusive fuckboi Chris Brown gave him a shout out).

Super Bitch isn’t only a glamorous crimefighter, he’s also a serious business woman, because he’s already selling t-shirts with his catchphrase on it.

And while I’m crawling into 2019 like, “That bitch is going to be as bad as 2018, I’m going back to bed,” Super Bitch is rolling into 2019 and is ready to take that fucker on!

This is both the end to 2018 and the start to 2019 my soul needed. Super Bitch is now my new favorite Marvel character who never was, and I bet that the likes of Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, ScarJo, and Chris Hemsworth are hoping that Super Bitch never becomes an actual Marvel character. Because if he does, they’re all out of a job since Super Bitch is the only Marvel superhero that Marvel needs! Super Bitch is a one-bitch Avengers.

Pic: Instagram

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