I’m over here grateful for the cookbook and hand mixer my mom bought and Amazon Prime-d my ass the night before Christmas, but, of course, Kanye West had to be a flossy ho with his gift for Kim Kardashian. While the rest of us were getting toothpaste and candy in our Christmas stocking, Kim was unwrapping the deed of a Miami Beach condo – a $14 million condo.
TMZ says Kanye went to Miami for Art Basel and was secretly house hunting as part of his Christmas shopping. Kanye is apparently a “regular” in Miami for Art Basel, and Kim, uh, likes to take selfies by the beach, so it makes total sense! The condo is in an 18-story building that has the nickname “Billionaire Beach Bunker,” which means Kylie Jenner should be the only member of the Koven to rightfully set foot in that lair! The building is right on the beach and is 4,700 square feet. It also has a gym, pool, and spa, which means we can expect a slew of Snapchats of Kim pretending to lift weights while drinking/promoting shit tea. Here’s some pictures of the outside of it if you care:
It has four bed rooms, 5.5 baths, a large terrace, and presumably built-in cameras to watch all the riveting things Kim does that ain’t nobody watching anymore. There’s no word on if there’s an added security layer to keep Pimp Mama Kris out, but if there is, that’s money well spent!
Pics: Wenn.com, Faena House via E!