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December 28, 2018 / Posted by:

This Adélie penguin who wasn’t about let a bunch of penguin toddlers get eaten. Not on its watch!

On Sunday, the BBC will burp up their latest riveting and highly entertaining animal documentary, which I’ll eventually watch while stoned (and watch again while stoned because I’ll forget what happened since I was stoned, and watch again a third time while stoned because, well, you know the rest). Spy in the Snow may sound like a no-budget knock-off of a Bond movie starring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, but it’s BBC One’s docu-show about the dangers for animals who live in a land that’s icier than the freezer burned pile of icy coal in a Trump’s heart. It’s narrated by David Tennant, so I’m sure many chonies will be the opposite of frozen while listening to him.

To promote it, BBC One put out a clip that I believe was shot in the North Pole, and it shows a Giant petrel pretty much tying an imaginary napkin around its neck and sharpening an imaginary knife while trying to get at Emperor penguin chicks. The Giant petrel manages to grab at one of the chicks, and just when those penguins think that their lives are going to go from Happy Feet to Eaten Feet, a hero waddles in.

As Poppin’ Them Thangs played in its head, an Adélie penguin busted onto the scene and let a bitch know who’s the king of that corner. Adélie must be French for Not. The. One. The Adélie penguin is known around those parts for being a trick you don’t mess with, so as soon as it stood in front of the chicks, the Giant petrel realized that the only thing it would be eating would be crow.

And now I’m really going to need a reboot of The Bodyguard (1992) starring that penguin.

Pic: YouTube

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