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December 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Hal, the Saint of Fathers who took six Delta flights on Christmas just to be with his daughter who’s a flight attendant!

Feeling your organs smushed inside of your body as you’re cramped in a plane is as pleasant as, well, feeling your organs smushed inside of your body as you’re cramped in a plane. But flying during the holidays is an even worst kind of hell, because being around a bunch of tired grump faces is one thing, but being around a bunch of tired grump faces in Santa hats as annoying Christmas music plays is another. But today’s HSOTD, Earth Angel Hal was willing to live through that torturous hell six times to be with his daughter who had to work. If I had my dad’s e-mail, I’d forward him this story, because his ass didn’t even go to my second birthday party (and his ass was in the next room!), and this dad risked leg amputation due to prolonged cutoff circulation to be with his daughter!

A man named Mike Levy was on his way home to Detroit from Fort Myers, FL on Christmas Eve when he learned that the man sitting next to him is the father of one of the flight attendants and was riding with her on the six flights she had to work on the 24th and the 25th. Mike brought some global warming to my dead icy tundra of a chest orb by writing this on Facebook:

I had the pleasure of sitting next to Hal on my flight back home. His daughter Pierce was our flight attendant who had to work over Christmas ☹️. Hal decided he would spend the holiday with her. So, he is flying on each of her flights today and tomorrow around the country to spend time with his daughter for Christmas. ?. What a fantastic father! Wish you both a very Merry Christmas!

Mike told USA Today that going on six flights was hard on Hal, but he was in a good mood. Hal’s flight attendant daughter Pierce also posted about her daddy’s Christmastime journey on Facebook, and let us know that it wasn’t THAT hard since he got to sit in First for one leg.

Dad’s first trip using his benefits was a success! A special thanks to all of the patient, wonderful gate agents around the country and my perfect crew. He made it on every flight and even got first class RSW-DTW (Christmas miracle).

Shoutout to Mike Levy for being a great first class passenger & helping us to understand how cool this actually is

That is true, real love. Because the only reason I’d take six flights is for some good dick, and that dick would have to be so good that I’d need a medical team to escort me back home on the plane because I’d be laid out on a stretcher. So yeah, the Father of the Year contest got a last-second contender and it’s a major one. Unless…. Hal is an actor and all of this was staged by Delta to make us all forget the bad press they got from Nyle DiMarco, Michelle Williams’ best friend, and from hating on million-high gay fuck times. If Hal isn’t hacking up phlegm balls the size of Cisco Adler’s nutsack from being around all those disgusting ass germs, then this was obviously a PR stunt!

Pic: Facebook

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