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December 24, 2018 / Posted by:

McDonald’s Peppermint Sundae!

Because it’s the week we celebrate Jesus’ birthday and Mary and Joseph stopped by a McDonald’s on their way to Bethlehem, I had McDonald’s for Christmas Eve Eve. While I was waiting for my order of two cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a six-piece McNugget (read: the meal of the gods), I looked at the sundaes. I didn’t order one because I wanted to keep my dinner healthy. But I remembered that back in the olden days, there was a Christmas sundae! The Christmas sundae was just like the hot fudge sundae, but instead of being covered in processed fudge it was covered with processed peppermint sauce. If you ever tasted Santa’s jizz, I’m sure it would taste like McDonald’s Peppermint Sundae, duh.

The Peppermint Sundae was part of McDonald’s special holiday menu in the 80s. That menu was also made up of an eggnog milkshake and a holiday orange sauce for McNuggets. What’s Christmas without a greedy corporation capitalizing on it while delivering some diabetes-summoning deliciousness that will hook you?

Happy Christmas Eve, all!

If you’re going to mass tonight and do the body of the christ thing, ask the priest why they’re not giving you a spoonful of McDonald’s Peppermint Sundae instead. Because I mean, McDonald’s Peppermint Sundae tastes like Santa’s jizz and Santa was Jesus’ dad, or something, right?

Pic: McDonald’s

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