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The Campbell’s Soup Snowman of the 90s!
The day that the Campbell’s Soup Snowman commercial stops playing during the holidays is the day that Jesus makes an encore appearance and lets us all know that the annual celebration of his born day is OVER because how can we celebrate without the Campbell’s Soup Snowman commercial playing?! Campbell’s iconic Snowman made his debut around 1993-ish, and the one person on earth who still watches commercials knows that the ad still airs today during the holidays.
The ad starts with a snowman being all frowny and sad in the face, because he’s out in the cold and freezing his carrot nose off in the wind that’s icier than a Trump’s heart. The snowman being miserable in the cold is a big clue about what’s going to happen. Because a snowman shouldn’t be hating life from being in the cold! Dude should be in a bikini and taking in that gorgeous, perfect weather. That unnatural snowman then goes into a warm house, hangs up his hat and scarf, and sits in front of a hot bowl of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup. As the snowman eats the soup, he slowly melts revealing that – prepare for a creepy plot twist – he’s actually a little boy! Who knew that M. Night Shyamalan was an ad man in the 90s?
So basically that snowman was a boy who had become three mounds of cold from being outside. This boy is basically me in the over-air-conditioned offices I’ve worked in.
That lost shot… That kid isn’t just happy that he ate some bland ass chicken soup, but he also seems happy that he’s messed up the floors! This is like a Damien holiday special. And who knows what happened to the boy who played that snowman? But if he gets residuals, then I’m sure the holidays happen twice for him: once in December, and again on the day he gets his residual check for this commercial that will live longer than all of us!
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