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Taiga, the Grinch Pussy of Sweden!

Since we here at Dlisted live for a diabolical pussy of destruction whose frozen heart grows more icicles every time it causes destruction, let’s pay tribute to a cat in Sweden who put a holiday spin on our favorite pastime.

Christelle did her place in Sweden up in Christmas joy, but there was one bitch who is not having it and that’s her cat Taiga. Christelle tweeted a video of her cat’s favorite thing to do during the holidays: send little holiday figurines to their death. The bible of serious journalism, The Daily Mail, of course covered this highly important story (served on a plate of zero sarcasm), and talked to Christelle who told them that on a daily basis, Taiga does to those Christmas dolls what I do to vegetables that aren’t covered with cheese or cheese-based salad dressing: she knocks that shit out of her sight.

Her owner, Christelle, has to resurrect her figurines on a regular basis at their home in Sweden.

‘[She] has made it her daily routine to push off these handmade Christmas dolls from the shelf,’ she said.

If you’re a Scrooge in the soul and hate everything about Christmas, this video of Taiga going, “Fuck Christmas. Fuck stupid holiday cheer. Fuck that dumb boy in a scarf. Fuck snowmen. Fuck all this ho ho honess,” is the inside of your head right now.

Merry Christmas y'all pic.twitter.com/KM8DmBuign

— Sno (@snovit321) December 16, 2018

And at Fox News’ headquarters right now, they have scrapped plans to cover the government shutdown, the wall, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, because they have a much more newsworthy story to cover: this Jesus-hating cat’s disgusting war on Christmas!

Pic: @snovit321