Do you guys remember a time when Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian were America’s Sweethearts? Of course you don’t because they’ve always been annoying bottom of the barrel fame whores. But this year the two of them, who are locked in an intense custody battle involving their two-year-old daughter Dream, have both decided to take their boxing mitts off for now to celebrate the holidays like civilized adults. Well, to celebrate the holidays at least.
According to The Blast both Rob and Chyna are never, ever ever getting back together because the animosity runs deep. However, they’ve agreed to dial the crazy down to 1,000 (because crazy for them starts at a million) and put their fighting on hold, only to ring the bell once again for a legal slap boxing match at the beginning of the new year.
It’s not a surprise they want to take things easy this year, the holidays have been rough for Rob & Chyna over the years, including his claims that she once smashed his Christmas gingerbread house while choking him out with an iPhone cord.
As we reported, Rob says he can no longer afford to pay Chyna $20,000 per month. In fact, he believes he should be the one collecting support from his baby mama. He also claims the emotional damage from dealing with Chyna has made it impossible to appear on reality TV and earn money.
Chyna’s lawyer Lisa Bloom said in a statement that a trial date has been set:
On Tuesday, Chyna’s attorney Lisa Bloom announced in a statement that a “Los Angeles Superior Court judge has ruled that a jury will hear her allegations that [Kris] Jenner and her famous daughters unlawfully plotted to kill Season 2 of Rob & Chyna, causing Blac Chyna substantial financial losses.”
As Lisa’s statement says, Chyna will be doing double duty in court very soon as she has an open lawsuit against the Kardashian Koven for interfering with her livelihood by calling her a slut, a user and an abuser. Financially, it sounds like things aren’t going very well for Chyna these days but I have a suggestion. Why don’t you slather every jar of that dumb ass whitening cream all over your body and spend the next week auditioning to portray all of the ghosts in staged versions of A Christmas Carol. Because at the rate she’s going Chyna will be so bright she’ll look like a walking light bulb with titties and a wig by New Year’s Eve.