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December 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Baloo, the stowaway pussy who went on a 17-hour journey in Canada after sneaking into a shipping box!

That could be the look of a cat who is thinking, “Can you believe these bitches named me after a cartoon bear. A BEAR. WHO IS CARTOON. I am still not over.” But that is probably the look of a cat who is thinking, “Can you believe I went on a 17-hour trip on the S.S. Cardboard Box and nobody offered me one snack or a massage. The fuck kind of service is that?!

Baloo’s human Jaqueline Lake tells CTV News that the day after she shipped tire rims through the Canadian shipping company Purolator, she noticed that her cat went missing. They searched everywhere and he was nowhere to be found. And while they were frantically searching everywhere for their beloved pussy, he was turning Purolator into Purrolator by lying in the tire rim box that was being shipped from his home in Nova Scotia to Montreal. When the box got to Montreal, the driver noticed some piss in the back of his truck, and workers at the Purolator office there noticed something off about the box. That’s when they found a pussy in a box.

Puraltor turned Baloo over to the SPCA in Montreal who used the package’s tracking code to find Jaqueline Lake.

“They asked if they can bring us the cat to us, of course we said yes. As soon as he came to us, we had him checked by our vets and we’ve been taking care of him ever since,” said Anita Kapuscinska of the Montreal SPCA.

With the Purolator tracking code, the SPCA found the cat’s owner back in Nova Scotia.

“Of course she was extremely surprised and extremely relieved when she spoke to us – when she found out that he was found – because she had posters up everywhere, all over social media,” said Kapuscinska.

Freedom Drivers, a non-profit that drives animals from pet shelter to pet shelter, will chauffeur Baloo back home.

No word if Puraltor is going to charge Jaqueline an extra fee for transporting Baloo to Montreal (and he obviously went to Montreal because he was craving some purrtine), but they shouldn’t. They should pay Baloo for not clawing their faces off as soon as they opened that box. Because someone must pay for him being trapped in an ugly box without a human chest to suffocate while taking a 17-hour-long nap. How truly kind of Baloo to not scratch a bitch for that.

Pic: Montreal SPCA 

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