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December 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Rocco, the parrot who figured out how Alexa works!

Parrots are an entertaining mess. First there was Jesse the parrot who teased a firefighter dude with “I love yous” before telling him to fuck off. While I love a mean trick who plays hard to get, I shake my head at that bird-brain for turning down a flaming hot piece of man. And now here’s Rocco, a parrot who has made Alexa his bitch and ordered all types of deliciousness from it.

The London Times says that Rocco was taken to the National Animal Welfare Trust in Berkshire in England, and when he got there, he acted out by throwing water bowls and spitting out curse words that were taught to him by his previous owner (Was Jesse his previous owner??). But Marion Wischnewski, who works at NAWT, fell in love with him and took him in. When Rocco moved in with Marion, he discovered the magical government-watching wonder that is Alexa, and also discovered the words “Alexa, play….” and “Alexa, order….”.

Rocco puts Alexa to work, and squawks orders at it 40 times a day. Rocco gets Alexa to play him music, tell him jokes, and even order him snacks. Rocco has ordered himself ice cream, watermelon, and strawberries. But sadly, his goodies never got to him, because Marion cock-blocked Rocco by canceling his orders before they went through. But I’m not sure if that’s going to stop Rocco. I mean, he’s a master at imitations:

He knows the telephone and can make different mobile ringtones,” Wischnewski said. “He can do the microwave or the squeaking door on my fridge. He can do the ice cream van in the summer, and a truck reversing so loud you think it’s in your living room.”

So why do I have a feeling that sometime soon, Rocco is going to do his best Marion voice while saying, “Alexa, this is Marion, please change my Amazon account password and rush my ice cream NOW!”

Pic: National Animal Welfare Trust

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