Something Tells Me That Miss USA Isn’t Going To Win Miss Congeniality At The Miss Universe Pageant 

December 13, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s surprising that Miss USA, Sarah Rose Summers, wasn’t rushed to the hospital in Bangkok to get her mind put back together after it was blown when she got to the Miss Universe pageant and learned that not every single person in the world speaks fluent English. So now we know that Miss USA is that kind of American who screams, “SPEAK AMERICAN!“, at servers when trying to order food in another country.

Miss USA, who is also Miss Nebraska, was forced to dribble out a total pageant apology and response after she got dragged for being Miss Condescending in a couple of Instagram videos. In the video below, Miss USA, Miss Colombia (Valerie Morales), and Miss Australia (Francesca Hung), gives their thoughts on Miss Vietnam (H’Hen Nie). At first, they play nice by bowing down to her fashion, but then Miss USA makes her country proud by oozing out forty-five gallons of condescending while saying that Miss Vietnam pretends to know a lot of English  but then just smiles and nods whenever you speak to her. Who knew that Regina George had a messy sister who became Miss Nebraska and later Miss USA? Miss Australia and Miss Colombia (who already got dragged a couple of months ago for saying that transgender women shouldn’t compete in Miss Universe. Miss Spain, who is competing, is a transgender woman).

Behold, how to fuck up your chances at winning Miss USA before you even step onto the stage at the main event:

Well, after summer comes fall, and that she did with that video.

In another video, Miss USA continues to be wowed by the fact that not everyone speaks English when talking about how confused Miss Cambodia must be since nobody at the pageant speaks her language.

The Miss Universe pageant doesn’t have a talent potion, but if it did, Miss USA’s talent would be backpedaling, spinning, and whipping up a big plate of bullshit. Because in an apology she posted on Instagram, she said that she wasn’t trying to mock Miss Vietnam and Miss Cambodia, but was praising the courage of her sisters!

Miss USA is probably not going to win Miss Universe on December 16, but this won’t be the last you see of her… if you’re a watcher of Fox News, I mean. Because Fox News just fell in love and is totally going to give her a show called Asia Today with Sarah Rose Summers!


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