You can leave cable TV, but cable TV melodrama never leaves you! It really isn’t a day around the Dlisted chalet if there isn’t word and snickering of some kind of Duchess Meghan drama. Lately, it’s been about how she’s a royal pain in the ass that makes assistants flee Buckingham Palace and Duchess Kate boo hoo. If you can believe a new report, Meghan is apparently royally peeved she can’t go online and ‘splain herself to the people.
Us Weekly says Meghan is getting pissed off by all the rumors that are swirling about how she’s a pushy princess and upending the way things go down at the palaces – not to mention that demonic NAIL POLISH and EXPOSED SHOULDER she flaunts around! A snitch tries to explain where Meghan is coming from:
“It’s just been frustrating and stressful to have no voice. She’s always relied on her own voice to stand up for others, and for herself. So not being able to say anything is a debilitating feeling. She’s always been so independent, her entire life, and that’s all been taken away from her. She’s always been able to clap back on social media and now she can’t.”
That totally reads as though Meghan is the source and only remembered to refer to herself in the third person beginning with the second sentence. Taking to social media is probably the last thing she should do since that’s for people like me, Donald Trump, and the Real Housewives to be desperate and lob insults at each other. Meghan is apparently joined by Prince Harry, who is super protective of her and just feels at a loss as to how to change shit and make her happy.
“It has put pressure on her relationship with Harry. He’s very frustrated with how little can be done,” the source explains of recent stories in the British press. “Keeping her away from the negativity and harm has been hard for him. It’s been his purpose in their relationship to keep her away from the negativity.”
Um, Prince Harry? Here’s an idea: remind her that she gets to live in multiple castles and not work for the rest of her life. That’ll cheer her up in no time.