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December 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Irene O’Shea, the free-falling centenarian!

When you hear about a 102-year-old soaring through the skies, your mind most likely immediately goes to the image of a happy memaw riding on a giant Werther’s Original to the heavens to be greeted by heaven’s Director of Admissions who will hand her the remote does the following with the touch of a button: controls her California King-sized La-Z-Boy, alerts the angels to deliver her bowls of Cream of Rice with bits of Brach’s maple nut candies, and turns on the TV that only plays Forensic Files and Dr. Oz episodes. But when 102-year-old Irene O’Shea went flying through the air, she was very much ALIVE. Irene did what many tricks less than half her age say “fuck to the no” to: she went skydiving, and broke a record while doing so.

If I ever make it to 102 years old, the closest I’ll get to flying through the clouds will be listening to my favorite song, the theme from The Greatest American Hero, after doing an edible. But Irene O’Shea of Athelstone, Australia actually flew through the clouds, and it wasn’t her first time. Irene went skydiving for the first time on her 100th birthday, and two years later, she became the oldest person to ever go sky diving when she jumped out of a plane again.

ABC News says that Irene went skydiving this time in the name of charity. Irene’s daughter died of motor neurone disease years ago, and so Irene did it to raise money and awareness for the Motor Neurone Disease Association of South Australia. While wearing a perfect cable knit jumpin’ sweater, Irene and instructor Jed Smith jumped at 14,000 feet at SA Skydiving’s Langhorne Creek Dropzone and hit 136mph before their chute opened. SA Skydiving released the video of Badass Irene.

Irene told reporters after that she’s just a normal person, and shrugged over being a 102-year-old sky diver. Badass AND modest! There’s been reports that DC is looking to reboot Superman AGAIN. It’s obvious what they need to do. The only Superman reboot I want is SuperMemaw starring Irene O’Shea. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a 102-year-old SuperMemaw who is over your shit and will slap down the evil doers with a house slipper so she can go back to watching Dr. Oz while lying in her La-Z-Boy.

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