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The greatest goalkeeper of all-time!
Someone wake Google the hell up, because when I Google “the greatest living football goalkeeper,” random names of nobodies like Gianluigi Buffon and Iker Casillas come up. Who are those stranger dudes? Maybe they WERE the greatest living goalkeeper, but that title now belongs to the stray dog who crashed a match in Argentina and showed the people his effortless soccer skills.
Sky News says that the match last Sunday was between two Argentinean teams: Juventud Unida de Gualeguaychúa and Defensores de Belgrano de Villa Ramallo. One of the most important moments in soccer history happened during the third tier (whatever that means) and the home team Juventud Unida was up 3-0 (whatever that means), and I’ll let The Evening Standard take it from here, because while I’m fluent in footballer bulge, I have no idea what these words mean:
Belgrano goalkeeper Brian Oliveira was sizing up a kick upfield when one of the Juventud players blocked the ball, leaving him way out of his goal and facing an embarrassing scenario.
With the goal at his mercy, it looked inevitable that Juventud player would find the net without some form of miracle.
But that miracle soon arrived when out of nowhere, an unattached dog sprinted across the box and pulled off a save David De Gea would be proud of.
So what I’m guessing happened is that Juventud was about to snatch up even more points when our HSOTD crashed the field and blocked the goal, killing their dreams of a win FOREVER. Only not really, because Juventud ended up winning anyway.
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— Pasión Fútbol (@PasionFutbol860) December 4, 2018
You might think that Juventud would announce that even though the dog tried to fuck with their game, they are so charmed with him that they sent him on a long holiday to relax (aka MADE HIM DISAPPEAR), but I heard (through the voices in my head) that Juventud and Belgrano are in a bidding war to land that dog as their goalkeeper. That dog should hold out until they offer him more money that Cristiano Ronaldo, because he’s obviously a better player (and I say this as someone who has never seen Cristian Ronaldo play football) and would never find himself involved in rape allegations. Show that footballer pooch the MONAY, or kibble.
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