Night Crumbs

November 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Trent Reznor told the crowd at a Nine Inch Nails show in Irving, TX that Ted Cruz tried to get on the guest list and Trent told him to fuck off. While Trent Reznor making Ted Cruz cry by telling him to fuck off is my new kink, we didn’t need to know this. Because now I have the image of Ted Cruz singing the lyrics to Closer while sexing his wife. Fuck off for that, Trent! – HuffPo 

Why those shameless little nasty sluts with their nasty slut tongues all over my man!” – Michael B. Jordan’s thirsty fangirls to those puppies – Lainey Gossip

Zac Efron as Ted Bundy still looks like Zac Efron with an Ogilvie home perm to me – Pajiba

While wearing a coat made of Grimace’s longer ass hairs, Amber Rose tried to bring the sexy – Drunken Stepfather

A gay youngin’ got help from Gus Kenworthy to come out to his parents, and his parents didn’t know Gus Kenworthy helped him or they might’ve said, “That’s great, and this means Gus is your boyfriend, right, because he’s rich and hot.” – Towleroad

Demi Rose (aka the broken condom baby of Selena Gomez and Ariel Winter) brought some “Solid Gold dancer going to a business meeting” elegance to some event – Popoholic

The Other Real HouseWreck of Beverly Hills Hate Lisa Vanderpump: Part 4,983,999 – Reality Tea

Pull out your tongue scrapers, because Miley Cyrus’ mutated tongue of terror is back! – Hollywood Tuna 

Too bad My Strange Addiction isn’t on anymore or Kathryn Hahn could put her chonies-eating pooch on it – Celebitchy

Um, okay, but if a girl gets her “motor running” to Home Alone, Macaulay Culkin should scream for Chris Hansen to come and collect her – SOW

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas’ big gigantic PR stunt, I mean, wedding extravaganza has begun in India – Just Jared


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