American tabloids really want to paint Jennifer Aniston as the saddest, loneliest rich white woman in the world. I think that title sits squarely with Melania Trump who only comes out of the basement of the White House to say “Be Best” and dance for T.I. but I guess it’s all perspective. Well, “sources” really don’t want you to think that she is as lonely as we all think she is, so those sources are back yet again, to assure us that she is doing FINE, okay. F-I-N-E, Fine. That’s how you spell it, that’s what she is.
“She’s doing her thing exactly the way she wants to do it and really enjoying life… [she] believes that whatever her path is, it will present itself the way it should.”
According to UsWeekly, Jen also credits therapy with helping her deal with the fallout from her break up. Also those two dudes she was dating in July probably helped. Imagine if this wasn’t a privileged actress with money who spends her time working on sets for shows like Dumplin’ wearing designer clothes and drinking the smartest water on Earth, and instead was like every other woman in America who breaks up with a guy and has to get back in the game by going on Bumble or Tinder? The tabloids would be holding vigil outside her mansion just waiting for her heart to explode from sadness.
Who’d of thought that the highlight of Jennifer Aniston’s love life would have been dating that awful fuckboi Ross Gellar?