Ariana Grande Clapped Back At Piers Morgan For Coming For Little Mix, And Her Mom, And Ellen DeGeneres, And Her

Piers Morgan seems to hate everything from larger women existing in his general vicinity to James Bond caring for his own young child. Well, Piers decided to earn himself a bit ‘o publicity this week, and so he attacked the girl group Little Mix and somehow it came to him fighting with Ariana Grande, who is in the middle of a break up, just cut her hair and has absolutely nothing to lose!
It all started with this tweet from Piers because I guess he’s a huge Dixie Chicks fan:
Hey @LittleMix – when are you going to admit you stole this idea from @dixiechicks? pic.twitter.com/dLRX2TMv2k
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 20, 2018
Ariana’s mother Joan Grande was not pleased that this 53-year-old man was attacking four 20-something women, so she called him out, also bringing up Ellen DeGeneres whom Piers also talked shit about for showing shirtless men on her show.
Honestly what is wrong with you @piersmorgan ? Didn’t your mother ever teach you, if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it! You came for @TheEllenShow yesterday which was disgraceful, she is an angel. @LittleMix today, did you ever hear of paying homage? And..well never mind https://t.co/5WBOlL8t6O
— Joan Grande (@joangrande) November 21, 2018
Piers came back at her and called out her daughter:
Hi Joan, my mother taught me to speak my mind & never be afraid to express honestly held opinion.
Ellen's a hypocrite – and as for Little Mix, I'd just prefer they use their talent to sell records rather than their nudity.
As your own daughter does…! https://t.co/nCQAsIgoVG— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 21, 2018
Now everyone knows that when you’re involved in Internet drama you always want to deal with the one who is worse at clapbacks. Obviously Joan is worse: she’s a middle-aged mother. You don’t need 25-year-old Ariana coming in with her youthful wit to make you look dumb Piers! Well I guess you did need it, because she came in swinging:
keep fighting the fight divas @LittleMix ? your sisters have your back
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 21, 2018
Ellen is an incredible & kind human being.. I use my talent AND my sexuality all the time because i choose to. women can be sexual AND talented. naked and dignified. it’s OUR choice. ? & we will keep fighting til people understand. i say this w all due respect but thank u, next. https://t.co/wSknRSlJN8
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 21, 2018
also @piersmorgan, i look forward to the day you realize there are other ways to go about making yourself relevant than to criticize young, beautiful, successful women for everything they do. i think that’ll be a beautiful thing for you and your career or what’s left of it. ?
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 21, 2018
Drag her! Little Mix and Ellen both thanked Ari for the support:
I ❤️ you, @JoanGrande and @ArianaGrande, and everyone in this world who celebrates all people inclusively.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 21, 2018
thank you ♥️ what we do with our bodies is our choice and we felt liberated owning the negative words thrown at us as women. We’ll never stop talking/writing music about issues that affect so many women around the world. We have a voice to use it! we love you Ari ? the girls x
— Little Mix (@LittleMix) November 21, 2018
The dark orb of evil in Piers’ chest grows bigger with the more attention he gets, so of course he milked this fight with Ariana and kept going:
Hi Ariana!
How lovely to hear from you so soon after your mother.
Of course, women can do what they like – but if they/you use nudity to sell records to impressionable young female fans, I'll continue to call them/you out on it.
All due respect, but thank YOU. Next… https://t.co/PpRK5Wqs92— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 21, 2018
Now now, young lady – my career's doing just fine thanks.
For the record, I criticise/praise everyone – male, female, gender-fluid.
Indeed, I've written columns praising AND criticising you, and you deserved both. https://t.co/vfsDNqzYLl— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 21, 2018
Ariana then hit him with his Burger King ad, because we all needed to have our brains washed with bleach later anyway:
when u do it it’s ok tho right? https://t.co/FJyF24ZlYx
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 21, 2018
And then when Piers asked Ari if that was her screensaver, she hit him with this:
nah and it ain’t ur girls’ either i can promise u that
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 21, 2018
Ouch. I can see Piers hunched over his computer as the word “WASTED” appears over him in red font.
Because Piers is of the same ilk as the Kardashians, he confused notoriety with popularity and thanked Ariana for making him a trending topic:
Thanks @ArianaGrande ! ?? pic.twitter.com/jHKi0gX2WJ
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 21, 2018
So there you go, Piers won because his Godzilla hemorrhoid-sized ego grew bigger from trending on Twitter (even though he trended from everyone making fun of him). Ariana won for continuing to get promo for her single. And we all lost because Ariana hates us and had to taint our eyeballs again with the sight of a half-naked Piers Morgan. thank u, next, Ari.
Pic: Wenn.com