Ariana Grande Clapped Back At Piers Morgan For Coming For Little Mix, And Her Mom, And Ellen DeGeneres, And Her

November 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Piers Morgan seems to hate everything from larger women existing in his general vicinity to James Bond caring for his own young child. Well, Piers decided to earn himself a bit ‘o publicity this week, and so he attacked the girl group Little Mix and somehow it came to him fighting with Ariana Grande, who is in the middle of a break up, just cut her hair and has absolutely nothing to lose!

It all started with this tweet from Piers because I guess he’s a huge Dixie Chicks fan:

Ariana’s mother Joan Grande was not pleased that this 53-year-old man was attacking four 20-something women, so she called him out, also bringing up Ellen DeGeneres whom Piers also talked shit about for showing shirtless men on her show.

Piers came back at her and called out her daughter:

Now everyone knows that when you’re involved in Internet drama you always want to deal with the one who is worse at clapbacks. Obviously Joan is worse: she’s a middle-aged mother. You don’t need 25-year-old Ariana coming in with her youthful wit to make you look dumb Piers! Well I guess you did need it, because she came in swinging:

Drag her! Little Mix and Ellen both thanked Ari for the support:

The dark orb of evil in Piers’ chest grows bigger with the more attention he gets, so of course he milked this fight with Ariana and kept going:

Ariana then hit him with his Burger King ad, because we all needed to have our brains washed with bleach later anyway:

And then when Piers asked Ari if that was her screensaver, she hit him with this:

Ouch. I can see Piers hunched over his computer as the word “WASTED” appears over him in red font.

Because Piers is of the same ilk as the Kardashians, he confused notoriety with popularity and thanked Ariana for making him a trending topic:

So there you go, Piers won because his Godzilla hemorrhoid-sized ego grew bigger from trending on Twitter (even though he trended from everyone making fun of him). Ariana won for continuing to get promo for her single. And we all lost because Ariana hates us and had to taint our eyeballs again with the sight of a half-naked Piers Morgan. thank u, next, Ari.


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