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Al Roker’s Sweet Potato POON!
Even though Today dropped a big blob of blonde messiness when they fired Megyn Kelly, they continue to serve the morning time fuckery in heavy doses. Case in point: Savannah Guthrie’s journalism degree was revoked by her alma mater of University of Arizona when she falsely reported that cheesecake is pie! NBC News should’ve released a statement saying that they’ve terminated Savannah’s contract and that Today is going on hiatus so they can regroup after that embarrassing false report and will hire a new batch of fact checkers. But since NBC News is a wreck and never does ANYTHING right, the Today show lives on, which I’m thankful for actually, because on yesterday’s show they served up a gem when Al Roker served up his mom’s sweet potato POON!
Al and Dylan Dreyer each made a Thanksgiving family recipe for some judges. With help from his brother (who I really thought was Kenan Thompson in Al Roker drag), Al made the dish that their mom would give them while probably screaming, “Come and get mom’s hot poon before it gets cold, everyone!” Al Roker’s Sweet Potato Poon is basically just sweet potato pie without the crust. But Al’s mom added pineapple to sweeten up that poon real good. Who knew that pineapple doesn’t only sweeten up jizz but sweetens up poon too! Thank Mama Roker for that fact.
Al should’ve made his mom’s sweet potato POON his own by adding a TANG drizzle to it, but he kept it classic.
And yeah, Dylan made crab dip. Because that segment had poon and crabs in it, I expected Hoda Kotb to make her family’s famous RID Spritzer. If they had enough time, Craig Melvin probably would’ve made his dad’s warm cornhole pudding and Kathie Lee Gifford would’ve made her great uncle’s hot cheesy sausage loaf.
It’s a good thing that Matt Lauer was fired a long time ago, because if he was there and heard the words “sweet” and “poon,” he would’ve jumped on the table and fucked Al Roker’s sweet potato poon.
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